You cannot pray for an A on a test and study for a B. You cannot pray for a celestial marriage and live a telestial life. You cannot pray for something and act less.
two words that will help you survive all of high school.
i almost don’t want to click “view all 5 comments” and ruin the mystery of how spaghetti turned into that
my favourite thing about arrested development is that they literally had a character’s left hand bitten off by a seal for the sake of wordplay
Chris Pine seems like the kind of guy who sits at the Adults table at Thanksgiving but keeps turning back to the kiddie table to laugh at their jokes
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour